FW: great news!

 

 

To: zindimills@cfsonline.biz
Subject: Re: great news!

 

Thank you for your help.  Wow I am so happy.  You are the greatest. 

 

Jose

 

 

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You always made me feel like I was your only client...

Thanks for all your help Zindi. When ever you and I had contact, you always made me feel like I was your only client.

 

I will call Patti sometime after I get moved.

 

Thanks again

 

John

 

Congratulations!

From: Dave K.
Sent: Thursday, August 11, 2011 10:25 PM
To: Zindi M.
Subject: Re: Congratulations!

Thank you Zindi for doing sooooooo much and helping our family get this house. We could not have done it without you fighting for us and jumping through all the hoops! I never thought this would have been possible...prayer definitely payed off!!!

Dave

This made my day!

From: Mauricio Calderon
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:54 AM
To: brettmills
Subject: Re: escrow #3718-LYM

By all means, the easiest deal -loan that I have worked this year so far. I will be calling you to pre-approved my next buyers.

MAURICIO CALDERON
REALTY WORLD CALIFORNIA PROPERTIES
DRE #: 01312011
REALTOR®
www.sellwithmauricio.listingbook.com<http://www.sellwithmauricio.listingbook.com/>

Oh, by the way...if you know of someone who would appreciate the level of service I provide,
please call me with their name and number and I will be happy to follow up and take great care of them.

From: brettmills
To: Mauricio Calderon
Sent: Friday, July 15, 2011 11:46 AM
Subject: RE: escrow #3718-LYM
Hi Mauricio,

Zindi and I really appreciate the way you jumped in and helped us get escrow squared away in the beginning of the transaction; we enjoy working with proactive Realtors such as yourself. I realize that you probably have a Loan Officer that you refer business to, but if that person ever lets you down, doesn't answer their phone, or takes the weekend off, please don't hesitate to call us as we work 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Do you have a current client that needs to get preapproved, or maybe is just dragging their feet? We've spent years on the phones motivating disgruntled clients and bringing them back to the Realtor as a "Ready to Go!" buyer.

Zindi and I are standing by.

Thank you,

Brett Mills
Broker/Owner NMLS #120484
Casa Financial Services, Inc NMLS #120281
9560 Cuyamaca Street #101
Santee, CA 92071

619.644.8344 x 101 office
619.504.7108 cell
619.644.8355 fax

It's official

From: Ruth McGraw
Sent: Thursday, April 07, 2011 1:09 PM
To: zindimills@cfsonline.biz
Subject: It's official

Zindi you wonderful WONDERFUL woman!!!!

Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!!!

Getting my keys yesterday was one of the greatest moment in my life and I KNOW without you help it wouldn't have happened..
Every single person I talk to I tell them about you guys.. I tell them how it wouldn't have happened with out you..

I hope you know that I am truly truly grateful!!

Ps. Escrow just called and I'm getting like, a $1,000 back..

we still need to meet!!!

FW: Laugh til you cry...

ONLY A MAN
WOULD ATTEMPT THIS

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!

Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:

Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Tazer.

The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety...??

WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home... I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button.. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.

AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.

Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?

There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.

I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.

Am I wrong?

So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.

The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;

A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and

A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.

Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries); pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way!'

What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.

I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny lil ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.

I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE... !!!

I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room...

Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
One note of caution:

There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!

A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape.

* My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
* The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
* My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
* My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
* I had no control over the drooling.
* Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
* I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!

PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!

If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!!!!